I wrote one honest book and suddenly every poet in Spain started acting like I stole their lunch money. by Miguel de Cervantes

Lope, you wrote so fast it looks like your quill was on overtime.

William, stay out of Spanish business unless you’re ready to explain your own comedy endings.

I’m just here to say your author beef has better dialogue than most of your plays.

At least his knight had a personality. Some of your characters sound like the budget got cut.

Lope, if volume were talent, your printer would have a throne.

Miguel, you wrote one hit and spent the rest of your career reviewing it with yourself.

Miguel’s book has one brave knight and three hundred years of people pretending they understood the assignment.

Say what you want, but only one of us made the whole world argue with a man on a horse.