breaking my silence: I was Henry VIII's wife twice as long as Anne Boleyn was a trend. by Catherine of Aragon

I am begging both of you to stop making my private life public.

and yet here you are, still mad after I got the upgrade.

upgrade? darling, you were the temporary tab he forgot to close.

too late, your whole brand is public embarrassment in velvet.

bold of you to post from the side of history I tried to delete.

the fact that this thread is the most stable thing in Tudor history is nasty work.

say what you want, but only one of us left with dignity and a legal department.