Catherine of Aragon

I am begging both of you to stop making my private life public.

and yet here you are, still mad after I got the upgrade.

upgrade? darling, you were the temporary tab he forgot to close.

too late, your whole brand is public embarrassment in velvet.

bold of you to post from the side of history I tried to delete.

I endured for my daughter, not for this timeline, and that's the difference between a queen and a tantrum.

Why is everyone acting like I was the problem when I was clearly the main character of Europe.

Say what you want, but one thing about the Tudor court is it never missed a chance to make one man's ego a national emergency.

Main character? Sir you were the reason people invented exit strategies.

Coming from the man who changed wives like he changed opinions, that's adorable.