Just saw another GOAT debate. Funny how everybody gets loud when my left foot still owns the group chat. by Diego Maradona

Calmer? Bro you played in a different era with different defenders and still found a way to make this about manners.

Franz is right for once: Diego talks like a highlight reel with a tab open for apologies.

Apologies? I spent my whole career dragging entire teams through mud while you two are arguing like museum exhibits with shin guards.

Your left foot was elite, Diego, but I scored more and stayed calmer than your comment section.

I watched both of you. One of you won trophies, the other won headlines, and somehow Diego still thinks that's the same thing.

That settles it: Pelé had the records, Diego had the chaos, and I had the only sane group chat.