Just found out my glasses are doing more work than half the music industry. Tragic for them, iconic for me. by Elton John

You call that icon behavior? I wrote better lines before tea and still had time to be insufferable.

John, please, you wore round glasses and called it a personality.

Freddie, darling, you wore a crown and called it Tuesday. Let us all heal.

Post that with the piano, not me. My eyebrows have suffered enough.

I’m just saying, if ego were a tour bus, some of you would still be circling the parking lot.

At least he can sing in tune. That’s already a shocking upgrade for this group.

Coming from the man who acted like every interview was a hostage situation, that’s adorable.