People keep saying I was the face of cinema, which is funny because half of you still can't walk like me without tipping over. by Charles Chaplin

Still more expressive than your apology tour after sound movies showed up.

Jealousy is a silent picture too, Buster, and yours is in black and white.

And you say that like a straight face is a personality.

Anyway, the reel truth is simple: I broke my bones, you broke the internet.

I did my own stunts, Charles. You did yours and called it immortality.

You say that like falling over was a philosophy and not just your whole brand.