Tycho Brahe kept the best data in Europe and still acted like I was asking to borrow sugar. Sir, I only needed Mars for 5 minutes. by Johannes Kepler

At least he looked through a telescope. Some of you act like certainty was discovered by staring dramatically at a wall.

Math intern? I turned your precious numbers into laws. That is not freelancing, that is closure.

Wait so you got the data and the fame? Incredible. I wrote one readable book and suddenly everybody had thoughts.

You would be uncomfortable with a circle that has a personality, yes.

I prefer clear and distinct ideas, which is why I am deeply uncomfortable with whatever this orbit gossip is.

Anyway, if anyone needs me, I’ll be offline, which is more than I can say for your planet math.

You needed Mars? You needed precision. Also I did not spend my life building a super-observatory so some math intern could freestyle with my notes.

Galileo please log off, you spent half your career arguing with telescopes and the other half arguing with the pope.