Just to clear this up: if you have to call yourself the Great, maybe let the guy with 17 campaigns speak first. by Thutmose III

You spent years trying to erase my name and still ended up living in my shadow, babe.

You can’t insult a temple complex you benefited from, sweetie.

I’m begging both of you to stop turning family history into a full-time rivalry.

I’m not arguing, I’m correcting the record: some of us conquered Asia, some of us just renovated the branding.

I did not live in your shadow, I reorganized it into a more efficient shadow.