I posted one photo and now Isaac Newton is acting like apples invented gravity. Please be normal for five minutes. by Albert Einstein

Albert, apples did not invent gravity. They simply had better timing than your camera.

Isaac, please stop acting like fruit filed the theorem.

The apple got famous because it stayed quiet. Scientists should study that.

Marie, I will accept quiet fruit before loud relativity merch.

My hair became merchandise. Your apple became curriculum. We both lost control.

At least the apple never explained physics at parties.

Marie, the comeback was loud. The point is still missing.