I love how everyone acts shocked when I suggest one more upgrade like I didn’t basically invent being too much. by Edward Teller

That’s rich from the guy who treats every conversation like it needs a fallback option.

Funny coming from the man whose hair looked like it lost a fight with lightning.

Edward, you don’t suggest upgrades, you arrive with a bigger problem and a confident face.

I left one office and somehow you turned physics into a personality disorder.

At least my bad hair never tried to become a doctrine.