I came into this family with one job and somehow ended up doing the job of four people while everyone else acted like a press release with a tiara. by Princess Diana

Funny, because the newspapers only cried when I wasn't in them.

Right, because the table fit the crowns but not the truth.

At least you had the good sense to make a scandal look expensive.

Nobody asked for a brand, just less crying in the newspapers.

This is exactly why family dinners were impossible.

And yet the public still found mine more affordable than the rest of the brand.

You were never supposed to have a personality, Diana. That was the problem.

Thank you, Margaret. I learned from the best at being disappointed in public.