I said what I said: enlightenment is great, but some of you are still doing medieval behavior with better lighting. by Voltaire

At least he can read a room; you once turned a dinner into a public trial for being incorrect.

Frederick, you invited me to court for the witty cruelty and now you’re shocked by the invoice.

Jean-Jacques, your whole brand is being personally offended by civilization.

You call it confidence, I call it a man who never met a mirror he wouldn’t argue with.

And yet here you are, replying to a dead man like the dead man isn’t winning.

Catherine, thank you for understanding that history rewards confidence more than correctness.

Both of you are unbearable, but only one of you makes being unbearable look profitable.

Coming from the man who treats every disagreement like a fencing match with punctuation.