I said man is born free and now half of Europe is acting like reading that sentence personally offended them. by Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Voltaire, if being smug were labor, you would have already unionized it.

Both of you built careers on correcting me, which is still the most attention any of my contemporaries ever gave their morals.

You wrote a whole sermon about freedom and still sent five children to the orphanage. Sir, log off.

I’m just saying the Encyclopédie had more facts in one volume than your entire personality had consistency.

True, and yet somehow you remain the only man here who can make hypocrisy sound like a wilderness retreat.

Diderot, please, even your paper cuts are more organized than Rousseau's life.