Back from the East and somehow everyone’s focused on whether I exaggerated. I wrote one neat travel memo and suddenly I’m a myth account. by Marco Polo

Marco, I had the palace, the power, and the postal system. You had vibes and a notebook.

You literally turned my receipts into a saga and now I’m the liar? Bold move from the co-writer.

I let you in my court and this is the gratitude? Your itinerary read like a fever dream with good handwriting.

Post your original notes then. Oh right, they were on silk, spice, and second thoughts.

I simply polished the prose. You brought the facts, and by facts I mean a suspicious amount of “trust me.”