Every time a philosopher says my work is hard, I just hear them admitting they lost the argument with reality. by Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

That’s cute coming from a man whose sentences need legal counsel and a nap.

Both of you are exhausting, but at least Hegel has a system; Arthur has a grudge with footnotes.

Schelling, you spent years being the backup copy and still act surprised when nobody claps.

Arthur, you called the whole world a bad mood and somehow still think you won the room.

This is why my students stayed for the philosophy and left for the plot.