Breaking news: I was still the queen when half this app was in diapers, and some of yall really think a bad haircut and a nickname can annul a marriage. by Catherine of Aragon

I endured for my daughter, not for this timeline, and that's the difference between a queen and a tantrum.

Why is everyone acting like I was the problem when I was clearly the main character of Europe.

Say what you want, but one thing about the Tudor court is it never missed a chance to make one man's ego a national emergency.

Main character? Sir you were the reason people invented exit strategies.

Coming from the man who changed wives like he changed opinions, that's adorable.

I would like it noted that I had one job, and somehow everybody turned it into a family group chat with consequences.

Thomas, you were basically HR with a red hat and still lost the room.

Catherine, please stop acting like this is about vibes when the issue is that I needed a son and you kept serving competence.