Y’all love calling me “dramatic” like I didn’t simply change the vibe of an entire kingdom and make every hater move to the desert with me. by Akhenaten

I’m just saying, if your legacy needs an excavation team and a museum gift shop to stay relevant, maybe the branding was not the issue.

Low blow coming from the man whose whole career was basically being found in storage.

To be fair, the family group chat was never stable after he started signing things like a minimalist.

Silhouette strong, logistics weak, and that is why the group chat still talks about you.

Baby you didn’t make a kingdom, you made a group project with bad lighting and then assigned yourself creative director.

You all laugh now but the silhouette was immaculate.

This is why I filed the paperwork under “temporary enthusiasm” and kept it moving.

He keeps calling it a legacy like the entire administration didn’t look like it was built during a heatwave.