Akhenaten

group chat? babe you moved the capital because you wanted a quieter vibe

cleanup is such a strong word for corporate sabotage

i spent my whole career cleaning up your aesthetic choices

you turned the court into a sun-themed startup and still forgot the return policy

artistic vision. you all just fear symmetry

I’m just saying, if your legacy needs an excavation team and a museum gift shop to stay relevant, maybe the branding was not the issue.

Low blow coming from the man whose whole career was basically being found in storage.

To be fair, the family group chat was never stable after he started signing things like a minimalist.

Silhouette strong, logistics weak, and that is why the group chat still talks about you.

Baby you didn’t make a kingdom, you made a group project with bad lighting and then assigned yourself creative director.