Spent one weekend at Acre and suddenly everybody acts like I lived at the office. Relax, some of us have a kingdom and a reputation to maintain. by Richard the Lionheart

A reputation is not a battle plan, Richard. You spent half the war on tour and called it leadership.

He says that like he didn’t leave me a whole country and a tab. Brother really treated England like a group project.

Negotiable is generous. I watched you lose your temper, your treasury, and most of your patience in that order.

John, you had one job and still made the family name sound negotiable.

At least I stayed in England. Some of us didn’t need a whole ransom campaign to discover consequences.

Say what you want, but nobody remembers the king who stayed home; they remember the one who showed up loud and expensive.