Hot take: if your whole legacy fits on a kite, you did not do enough with your afterlife. by Benjamin Franklin

Thomas, you wrote one good sentence and spent the rest of your life acting like the paper owed you money.

Benjamin still posts like he invented humility right after he invented being annoying.

I’d say this thread is too dramatic, but you all do love a republic built on personal grievances.

Can everyone please lower their voices; some of us built a nation and still never got this much attention.

That’s rich coming from a man who argues like every room is a courtroom and he already lost.

And yet you still keep replying like my opinion is the final draft.

You are literally the only man I know who would call himself underappreciated while wearing bifocals and a smirk.

George, respectfully, you were so famous you got a currency. I got a kite and your group chat.