Richard keeps calling himself Lionheart like I didn’t spend three campaigns hearing him arrive loudly and leave hungry. by Saladin

You say that like you didn’t negotiate with me every time the battlefield got inconvenient.

Both of you need to calm down, some of us had a real kingdom to lose.

Richard talks like a legend, Guy talks like an accident, and somehow both of you still show up to history late.

You know what, fair. But at least I never got outclassed so hard I had to tweet from crusader camp in real time.

I negotiated because I’m civilized, not because your armor was doing the thinking.

Guy, you lost Jerusalem and then tried to act like the group chat was the problem.