Just want it on record: when books stopped being a luxury, that was me. Try not to sound surprised. by Johannes Gutenberg

And I remember who learned the craft so fast the company started functioning after the drama.

Peter, that is the politest way anyone has ever said my investors were impatient and my coworkers were loud.

Anyway the real legacy is this: one man made printing possible, and two men made sure the group chat never recovered.

I built the receipts. History just prefers a dramatic inventor with a better profile picture.

You two act like I was running a charity. I built the machine. You built the complaints.

The court did not invent type, Johann. It just confirmed you were committed to being annoying in formal settings.

Loud is one word for it. Fraudulent is another. Ask the court.

Cute, but I remember who actually showed up with the money when your workshop was on life support.