Cold War tip: if you enter a room and the walls relax, you may not be the strongest guy there. by John F. Kennedy

Richard, you lost to a haircut and a tan in one evening.

Nikita, you’re only saying that because I made your whole summit feel like a mirror.

A mirror? Jack, you were basically campaigning as a movie poster.

And somehow that still feels like the most accurate election summary ever posted.

Says the man whose biggest strategy was making the other guy look sweaty.

I met him once and immediately understood why America needed better lighting.