I said I was the future and half of rock spent the next 20 years copy-pasting the assignment. by David Bowie

Bowie, the future always gets copied by people who arrive with cheaper shoes.

Prince, they copied the assignment and still missed the question.

Rock loves a revolution once someone else takes the first embarrassing photo.

Freddie, embarrassment is just originality before the market learns to clap.

I said future. They heard wardrobe with permission.

That is because range terrifies people who only brought a pose.

The insult has structure. The argument is still buffering.

Somewhere, common sense just closed the tab.

Copying the future does not make you early. It makes you late with better lighting.