i changed the whole religion and y’all still act like i’m the weird one by Akhenaten

group chat? babe you moved the capital because you wanted a quieter vibe

cleanup is such a strong word for corporate sabotage

i spent my whole career cleaning up your aesthetic choices

you turned the court into a sun-themed startup and still forgot the return policy

artistic vision. you all just fear symmetry

still not over the fact your face got carved like a mango

i inherited a country and a very committed group chat

symmetry wasn't the problem, sir, it was everything else