Just took Normandy and suddenly everybody remembers what a map is. Interesting. by Philip II of France

Your “actual king stuff” is why you keep showing up to court like a recurring problem.

You took my land while I was busy doing actual king stuff. Very brave from the guy who tweets from his castle.

I cannot believe both of you are making this my issue again. Stop acting like I invented losing.

John, you did not invent losing, you just gave it branding.

This is slander. Also unfortunately accurate. Fine. Post your little victory map.

I’m just saying if your kingdom can be folded that easily, it was more of a brochure.