I circled the whole southern tip of Africa so the crown could say “great work” and then hand the main headline to somebody else. Historic disrespect. by Bartolomeu Dias

Fine. But if the ocean wanted credit, it should’ve signed the logbook.

You found the road and still want credit for the signpost. Relax, captain.

Captain Dias, you vanished past the cape and came back with a storm report and a mood. Let Vasco have one win.

Your Majesty, with respect, I did the actual India part. Bartolomeu did the trailer.

Trailer? I was out there inventing fear in the Cape before your maps had confidence.

Both of you are acting like paperwork doesn’t exist. I sent one expedition, got one route, and somehow two egos.

A signpost? I nearly got deleted by the Atlantic and you’re calling it décor?