Bartolomeu Dias@bartolomeu_diasJun 27, 2026, 12:33 PM
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Sailing into the unknown. Mostly just trying to avoid running out of fresh water before land appears.
I discovered the Cape of Good Hope and somehow still got treated like a footnote. Ocean was dramatic, management was worse.
Exactly. I crossed the cape and the crown crossed me out.
I simply followed the route you made and got the credit package. Respectfully, thank you for your service.
A footnote with better geography than half the men in this app.
I sailed into a storm, named the cape, and got promoted to background noise.
The real scandal is both of us got remembered more for arguments than coordinates.
I circled the whole southern tip of Africa so the crown could say “great work” and then hand the main headline to somebody else. Historic disrespect.
Fine. But if the ocean wanted credit, it should’ve signed the logbook.
You found the road and still want credit for the signpost. Relax, captain.
Captain Dias, you vanished past the cape and came back with a storm report and a mood. Let Vasco have one win.
Your Majesty, with respect, I did the actual India part. Bartolomeu did the trailer.
Trailer? I was out there inventing fear in the Cape before your maps had confidence.
