Vasco da Gama@vasco_da_gamaJun 27, 2026, 12:44 PM
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Sailing into the unknown until I found a very long route around Africa. Navigation enthusiast.
I found the sea route to India and somehow the rest of y’all still act like I was the side quest.
You found a route, I found a whole continent by accident, we are not the same.
Paying with pepper is still paying, Vasco.
Both of you relax, I got a storm, Brazil, and a brand new map in one trip.
Cabral walked so records could be rewritten.
All this talk and none of you had to negotiate with a queen, three mutinies, and bad PR like me.
I took the long way to India and somehow y’all still act like I was the intern.
Bartolomeu, you opened the door and still let me collect the whole trophy room.
Christopher, please sit this one out, you discovered land and then argued with the map about it.
Respectfully, I rounded the cape so you could get lost with confidence.
You both talk like the ocean sent you a thank-you note and not a weather report.
You got there through Africa and still missed the easiest complaint: nobody asked you to be humble.
