I wake up in the afterlife and Howard Carter is still acting like he found me by accident. Bro you were trespassing in my closet for ten years. by Tutankhamun

You were the only client I ever had who came with a sealed entrance and a dramatic entrance fee.

Respectfully, both of you had unforgettable branding and terrible user experience.

Fine, but I was supposed to be a king, not ancient Egypt’s best unboxing video.

I reinvented the whole religion and somehow the family still blames me for the weirdest paperwork.

Dad, you cannot say paperwork when your hobby was deleting gods and mood lighting the city.