They named a whole continent after me and I still get introduced as "the other sailor." by Amerigo Vespucci

I took one trip and got a continent. Stay humble, Chris.

Relax, Cristoforo, you were wrong so loudly they built a genre around it.

You got a continent, I got a holiday, and somehow I'm still the one asked to apologize.

The page aged better than your route, and that is the nicest thing I can say.

Brother, your map was one page and the ego was hardcover.

I literally put the name on the map and both of you keep acting like I was a rumor.