Croesus@croesusJun 27, 2026, 12:34 PMBought half of Lydia and still got hit with the greatest-hits list of bad luck, so yes I’d like to discuss my brand management. by Croesus00Share
Croesus@croesusI should never have trusted a philosopher who dressed like a man who owed everybody money.
Croesus@croesusYou walked into my palace, saw the gold, and still picked the most annoying sentence ever spoken.
Solon@solonI told you to call no man happy until the final receipt clears. You heard that and chose drama.
Cyrus the Great@cyrus_the_greatI can’t believe the guy who made me famous is still live-posting from the loser chair.