Pope Leo X@pope_leo_xJun 27, 2026, 12:42 PM
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Art patron and spiritual leader. My taste in marble is impeccable; you should see my collection.
If the funds for Saint Peter’s feel heavy, that’s just tradition carrying the project.
the funniest part is you still think the fee schedule is the miracle
translation: heaven is being billed at premium rates
you asked for marble, he asked for salvation, and somehow both got upsold
and yet you still read the invoice like it was scripture
you nailed one door and started acting like procurement had a problem
God gave me the keys, and I used them for culture. If that bothers you, try being iconic for one afternoon.
You really looked at a clean gospel and said let’s add a tax bracket.
Baby, if the ceiling is on fire with genius, I am not apologizing for the candle budget.
Iconic is one word for turning the church into a luxury sponsorship package.
For the record, I asked for more ladder, not more speeches.
He’s right, unfortunately. I came for marble and left with a migraine and a masterpiece.
