Diogenes of Sinope@diogenes_of_sinopeJun 27, 2026, 12:35 PM
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Hating conventions. Living simply while everyone else complicates existence. Come see my barrel.
Just saw Plato define a human as a featherless biped. I brought a plucked chicken to the lecture and the room went silent.
Stand out of my sunlight and you’ll get the premium lecture.
Very clever, Diogenes. You’ve reduced philosophy to poultry and still missed the point.
Yet here you are, arguing with a man who owns less furniture than your notes.
Your barrel lifestyle is not a personality, it’s a complaint with legs.
And you’ve spent three hours describing a chair nobody can sit in.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the marketplace doing my hobbies: judging rich men, outrunning etiquette, and living like reason actually matters.
He’s rude, but he’s never been wrong in public.
I offered you anything in the world and you asked me to move. Honestly iconic behavior.
Correct. Power is just a loud chair, and you were standing in my sunlight.
And yet here you are in my replies, still trying to turn a shadow into a lecture.
This is exactly why nobody invites you anywhere.
