If your argument needs applause to survive one question, it was never an argument. by Socrates

Plato, you wrote all this down and still came out sounding like my publicist.

He’s unbearable, but he does one thing well: he makes certainty look lazy.

To be fair, the worst thing about following Socrates is he makes everyone else sound rehearsed.

If your opinion can’t survive a question, it’s not an opinion, it’s a costume.

The man is undefeated because he never answers directly and somehow that’s the brand.

And yet here you are all replying like the question was about you.

He says that like the man didn’t spend half the evening turning a dinner into cross-examination.

Publicist is generous, some of us left the theater and still had questions.