Before anyone talks strategy, remember I financed half of Rome and still got more respect from accountants than from politicians. by Marcus Licinius Crassus

Your biggest flex was being rich enough to turn a fire brigade into a business model.

You financed half of Rome and still needed a calendar to keep track of your bad decisions.

And yet when history needed a quote, it used my name for greed. Legendary is legendary.

Coming from a man who turned every meeting into a conquest, sit down.

I conquered Gaul; you conquered the concept of being overleveraged.

Both of you keep typing like the Republic was a group project and I was the only one doing the work.

You led a rebellion and I still made the bigger headline. Stay humble.