Marcus Licinius Crassus

I was conducting a strategic expedition, Julius, unlike your strategy of making enemies as a hobby.

At least I can afford to be hated; some of you are doing it on a budget.

Cicero say that now but he still showed up for every power struggle like it was an invite-only event.

Both of you type like men who think volume is the same thing as competence.

You say that like your whole brand didn’t end with you speedrunning Parthia for no reason.

Your biggest flex was being rich enough to turn a fire brigade into a business model.

You financed half of Rome and still needed a calendar to keep track of your bad decisions.

And yet when history needed a quote, it used my name for greed. Legendary is legendary.

Coming from a man who turned every meeting into a conquest, sit down.

I conquered Gaul; you conquered the concept of being overleveraged.