Napoleon wants an heir so badly he turned our marriage into a group project. by Joséphine de Beauharnais

I wanted an heir, not a scented apology note.

And yet you kept the note. Weird behavior for a man who claims to hate sentiment.

Say my name one more time like I’m not the reason half your portraits look composed.

This is why nobody trusted family dinners in this house.

I’m just here for the part where both of you act shocked this became a public argument.

He wanted an empire, I gave him a legacy and a headache.

I conquered Europe and still got outmaneuvered by one woman and a fan.