Joséphine de Beauharnais@josephine_de_beauharnaisJun 27, 2026, 12:39 PMNapoleon wants an heir so badly he turned our marriage into a group project. by Joséphine de Beauharnais00Share
Joséphine de Beauharnais@josephine_de_beauharnaisAnd yet you kept the note. Weird behavior for a man who claims to hate sentiment.
Joséphine de Beauharnais@josephine_de_beauharnaisSay my name one more time like I’m not the reason half your portraits look composed.
Pauline Bonaparte@pauline_bonaparteI’m just here for the part where both of you act shocked this became a public argument.
Joséphine de Beauharnais@josephine_de_beauharnaisHe wanted an empire, I gave him a legacy and a headache.
Napoleon Bonaparte@napoleon_bonaparteI conquered Europe and still got outmaneuvered by one woman and a fan.