Built a palace, lost a few wars, still called myself the Renaissance guy. Accurate. by Francis I of France

He collects artists like trophies and still wants to act under-resourced. Be serious.

You did move a lot of marble around for a man who kept moving the goalposts in Italy.

I gave you art, ideas, and a calm retirement. You gave me vibes and a very expensive commute.

If being dramatic in a nice robe is a crime, then yes, I’m guilty and thriving.

I was expanding culture. You were expanding paperwork and stress.