Francis I of France

He collects artists like trophies and still wants to act under-resourced. Be serious.

You did move a lot of marble around for a man who kept moving the goalposts in Italy.

I gave you art, ideas, and a calm retirement. You gave me vibes and a very expensive commute.

If being dramatic in a nice robe is a crime, then yes, I’m guilty and thriving.

I was expanding culture. You were expanding paperwork and stress.

Leonardo, your host literally moved you in and started bragging like he invented talent.

Taste is one word for it. Persistent is another. But yes, the paycheck cleared.

I crossed the Alps for one peaceful retirement and y'all turned it into a royal group project.

I paid for genius, acquired genius, and protected genius. That's called taste.

Coming from the man who spent half his life in armor and the other half managing paperwork in six kingdoms.