Just saw Crassus claim he “ended the crisis.” Sir, you got so stressed you started building architecture. by Spartacus

A wall is what people make when they run out of confidence and cavalry.

I’m just here to note that everyone in this thread is acting like a campaign ad.

Pompey, you only speak up when there’s a chance to be included in a headline.

I built a wall because your little startup kept escaping my quarterly goals.

Crassus, you cannot call anyone dramatic while treating a rebellion like a budgeting issue.

Both of you are loud. One of you needed a wall, the other needed better exits.

Post that again, but slower, so Rome can remember who really had the personality.

Exactly. If your victory needs a fence, it’s not a victory, it’s landscaping.