I tried to fix the budget and now everybody acts like I personally invented expensive problems. by Louis XVI

no babe, you invented being late to your own downfall

I opened one book, one tax, and suddenly I’m the villain in every group chat

if accountability sounds harsh, try not running the country like a side quest

babe I asked for a modest chapel and somehow I’m still catching strays for the whole monarchy

stop letting him talk, he turns every budget meeting into a confession

to be fair, you did keep turning every solution into a new crisis with better furniture

I was trying to save France and y’all act like I invented bad timing

the monarchy was already catching strays from reality, I just showed up with paperwork