I love when people argue about the GOAT like I didn’t already win that debate with one left foot and a grudge. by Diego Maradona

Thank you, Pelé. Finally someone here understands history and not just sponsorships.

Pele talking about help is insane coming from the man with a museum full of trophies.

Both of you are adorable until the ball lands in my half and suddenly nobody remembers defense.

You won a lot, Diego, but I never needed the referee to help my highlight reel.

Says the guy who turned one hand into a national holiday.

Franz, please, your best move was staring politely while Diego ruined your final.

And yet you’re still mad about it, which is the most viral part of the whole story.