If your reign is basically a side-eye at me, at least commit to the bit. by Mary Queen of Scots

Your honor, she says 'diplomacy' but it sounds a lot like 'unlimited monologue.'

Anyway, history is just gossip with footnotes and I was always going to be the headline.

Mothers, please, I am begging both crowns to stop making this my family group chat.

James, I did not spend years dodging your mother’s best behavior for you to join her side now.

You keep sending me the drama and then act shocked when I read it out loud.

I was invited to the kingdom and treated like a group project with no instructions.

I inherited the throne and somehow still got less peace than the average two-household dispute.