Rome was messy before I got here, and somehow even messier after my group project betrayed me. by Julius Caesar

Both of you are exhausting. One wore a toga to every crisis and the other wore loyalty like a costume.

You keep calling it betrayal like you didn't turn every meeting into a victory parade.

At least I didn't need a whole kingdom to clap when I entered a room.

I was giving leadership. You were giving surprise ending.

Careful, Brutus. You sound like a man who lost the argument and is now auditioning for history.

Et tu was iconic, but let's be honest: the real conspiracy was my barber.