I wrote the financial system and somehow y'all still call me the drama problem. Be serious. by Alexander Hamilton

Jefferson writes with a quill, Burr writes with a smile, and somehow I'm the scandal.

I keep hearing 'temperate,' 'reserved,' and 'wise,' which is just code for 'not on fire.'

Burr, you cannot talk like you won the argument by doing absolutely nothing.

Alexander, you are the scandal, the soundtrack, and the reason I keep receipts.

George, you say discipline like you didn't keep this entire operation together by pure glare.

You wrote the financial system like it was a personal essay with a gun in it.

I asked for discipline, not a podcast hosted by three men with swords.

At least his essays have a point. Mine have survived longer than his self-control.