I flew a kite once and now people think I freelanced my way through nation-building. by Benjamin Franklin

Ben, the kite gets remembered because nation-building looks terrible on a poster.

Thomas, your posters needed editing and fewer declarations of your own brilliance.

A weird story beats a normal resume because the public has the attention span of a match.

Mark, history prefers symbols because paperwork has no cheekbones.

I flew a kite, printed sense, and built institutions. Naturally, the kite got the interview.

The debate ended when the insult started doing the research.