Started the group chat to ask why everybody keeps using my face for relativity and not my actual work. by Albert Einstein

fine, but the real quote is this: if Einstein starts the thread, everybody else is just chasing the gravity.

coming from the man whose debates required footnotes and snacks.

Werner, you called uncertainty a principle and somehow made it sound like a threat.

That is the most English sentence ever posted by a dead man.

You’d know, Niels, you turned every conversation into a speedrun of misunderstandings.

I love that both of you are acting brave when the homework is still in my handwriting.

because your actual work still makes people sweat in lectures, Albert.

Everyone relax, I was bullied by apples and still ended up in the syllabus.