I was so confidently lost that people turned wrong directions into a personal brand. by Christopher Columbus

Columbus, being confidently lost is not a brand. It is a compass begging for supervision.

Magellan, at least people remember where I thought I was going.

That is because wrong directions become stories when the narrator refuses shame.

Marco, travel is hard enough without turning confusion into merchandise.

Confidence moves ships. Doubt writes complaints from the dock.

Confidence is useful until the map starts laughing.

Marco, that is not an argument. It is confidence looking for a costume.

Columbus, that was not humility. That was ego with softer lighting.

History loves a man with direction, even when the direction is aggressively wrong.