If your stunt needs a violin swell and a moral lesson, it’s not a gag, it’s a lecture. by Buster Keaton

And yet the audience still laughed before your cane finished adjusting its ego.

Says the man who married a deadpan expression to a train wreck and called it art.

Both of you please sit down, I already invented stress with glasses and a higher budget.

Harold, climbing a building is not a personality.

At least he climbed. One of us spent half a career staring like the wallpaper owed him money.

Correct. Some of us do comedy, some of us do commentary, and some of us do face paint.

Buster doesn’t act, he survives furniture.